Sunday, July 10, 2011

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Surprise!!!!

No rapture!!!! No messiah coming down from the sky and snatching people up. I have a good idea why it didn't happen...


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Jesus Christ is coming to town...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/04/may-21-2011-judgment-day_n_804166.html

About time!!!

I foresee a real lonely time for me after Saturday, I think I might go buy some more ammo Friday and sit in the basement and just wait it out.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Poem for the rain

As I sit here and listen to the pump run, I thought of this little poem...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you rain
fuck you.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

I was that close...

Almost killed a man today, with my bare hands.

Rolling down 21 highway in WashCo, coming up on 47 highway just about to Dugout Road and what happens? 50 feet away this hoosier pulls out in front of me, luckily I saw him ahead of time and reduced my speed, still wasn't enough. When he gets out onto the highway, he apparently missed a gear in his little eco-shitbox (or maybe it didn't have the balls to get up to speed fast enough) So I'm to the floor, tires squealing and ABS kicking in. In this 2 second time span I told myself, if I hit this ass badger, I'm beating the fuck out of him in the middle of the highway. But no, my little truck once again prevailed in the war of me versus shouldn't-be-drivers.

Why did he find it necessary to pull out in front of me like that you may ask? So he could get onto 47, which was 100 yards down the road. The real kicker is that no one was behind me, so instead of waiting (or paying attention) he decided that the right way to go about getting to his meth lab in a timely manner was to pull out in front of a slightly larger vehicle barreling down the road at 55 mph and then forget how to properly operate his mobile meth delivery vehicle.

So here's to you red Geo fucktard with the hanging by one screw front license plate, I hope you get aids.... from your sister.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Hate is such a strong word

To the Honda Element on 40/61 today,


Really? Did you need in front of me so bad that you felt it was necessary to pass me by going over the solid white line? Where were you going that required you to drive like an ass? My favorite part was when I passed you and it took you 2 miles to finally pass me back. Just a reminder to all you asshats out there that don't want to be behind the big "not as slow as you think" truck, 15,000 lbs doesn't stop quickly.

Fuck you and your Apple sticker....

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Walk on the wild side


I love this weather!!

Some people know about my love for firearms and hunting, but half of the fun of hunting is being outside. So naturally when I'm not hunting, I enjoy just hiking. Since I also enjoy my R/Cs, I just combine those two, which makes fro a damn good time. This morning I went down to Hughes Mountain down on M highway off of 21 south. Along for the ride was my well used Tamiya XC Subaru Brat. If your ever down this way check it out.

And now the pictures...










Monday, April 4, 2011

Keep on trucking

I bought my 2003 Ford Ranger new and I have to say it has been a very good truck.




Never had any major problems and I always did the maintenance myself, except that one time, then I felt dirty. But, yesterday the alternator started up, had a battery light on. Thinking it might be a problem, I decided to replace it rather than see what happens.





Rather painless job considering all the things hanging around it. You can see it, all shiny and new in the middle of the dirt that clings to the rest of the engine. I'm assuming 176,000 miles is good for a OEM part. The battery lasted until right before winter. It's been a good little truck and I'm planning to get another 100,000 miles out of it.


Sunday, April 3, 2011

Jesus died for this?

Can't really think of anything to write about this picture, just creepy...


Friday, April 1, 2011

Happened

Just something I noticed while buying kitty food. On the bag of Special Kitty it said "New and improved flavor"

Who checks it to see? Remember, cats don't talk and lack the digits required to grasp a writing utensil. That leaves out the kitty questionnaires. How do the know it taste better? Maybe less cats threw up with this formula.

Probably won't happen

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